Senseless dating show

15-Aug-2017 19:46

Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc.Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing...I believe I'll tell you pieces of The thoughts that crowd my head The tempestuous dreams that Haunt me as I climb into bed The ways which I imagine The caresses that I'll feel As dawn breaks and I awake To a touch that's real Fingers travelling lightly As I stir in my sleep Waking every part of me Until one plunges deep I writhe and moan in pleasure As he parts my thighs My thong is wet, my nipples hard As I force open my eyes I watch him come towards me Waiting for our lips to touch His kiss ...his fingers moving The electricity's too much My moans grow ever deeper Somewhat smothered by the kiss I feel that I'm about to cum Who wouldn't want to wake to this?So, I'll drop an icecube in my drink And continue to be a master baiter.Dickering between a bass and an alabaster babe, Brawny set them side-by-side in the evening shade.Oh the sting of rejection Cuts into me like a knife My heart has never known of This wrenching pain and strife My words were not convincing Although they were sincere I'll raise up from my knees And look for a fishing partner here Away from the alligators And the slippery river bank Far away from the dream that I watched as it sank Since my glowing flesh Wasn't near enough to entice I wonder if there's anyone who Would f*ck me on the ice Was it the offer of my a$$? These questions will ever linger And devour my very soul As you walk along the river From this day until the end Know that across the miles You'll forever have a friend Comfort I'll seek with another But in my heart you'll have a place And if I've ever in an ice hut These poems I'll not disgrace And now I wonder as I write Who will be the first to send An email offering a fishing trip And promise pleasure not to end It's funny how, when horny I can write a poem about a fish And turn it into a story about How I want to be the dish Perhaps it's because of an offer Received on another thread That I can't stop thoughts of cunniligus And those of giving head Whatever the reason may be And whether in a fishing hut or not I hope that my glowing skin Soon gets somebody hot Hot enough to come here And stick their rod in me After they have paid their dues By eating my wet p*ssy Keep some ice on hand my friend You might need it one day soon Because I know that you'll want details If someone makes my p*ssy swoon Rory is a wise one And so kind to point out That I was the better choice Over any bass or trout Master Baiter's what you think you are But you ain't seen nothin' yet Just wait until I tell you Of the one who makes me wet*LMAO ...this is fun Making you p*ss is not my goal I'm merely here for fun We all know what has happened When you p*ssed in the afternoon sun Please do hold it in, my friend I do not wish you harm I hope not for an a$$ of bass Caused by my written charm Enough that I have made you fall Once upon the river bank I fear that the fish are waiting And not inside a tank Please don't p*ss in your pants The smell I cannot bare The shining sun will bake it in And the fish will know you're there Jumping up to trip you Looking for your a$$The rectal surgeon will get rich From withdrawing bass The words of insatiable Mommy Are proving alive and yummy.

I said nothing of the sort, Geez, read my posts will you? lol The OP has said this is the first time the boyfriend has asked her for a favor, and is adamant about making sure it never happens again and is demanding repayment in the form of dinner.

Eenie-meenie, he pointed back and forth, and rose To strike a most perplexing and flexing pose.

One had a glow like a phosphorescent snowbank; The other was a nasty, oozing fat worm on a plank.

Yet some of the women here are jumping all over the guy for being irresponsible and non-caring.

The OP and her sympathizers are clearly the "I'm a princess.

I said nothing of the sort, Geez, read my posts will you? lol The OP has said this is the first time the boyfriend has asked her for a favor, and is adamant about making sure it never happens again and is demanding repayment in the form of dinner.Eenie-meenie, he pointed back and forth, and rose To strike a most perplexing and flexing pose.One had a glow like a phosphorescent snowbank; The other was a nasty, oozing fat worm on a plank.Yet some of the women here are jumping all over the guy for being irresponsible and non-caring.The OP and her sympathizers are clearly the "I'm a princess.After long ogling, he settled on the wise choice: Mommy Of two.